You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Do plants get herpes?
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