it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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