you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
there is glitter all over my balls
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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