I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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