He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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