In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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