I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Holy shit dude........stairs
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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