I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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