this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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