Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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