Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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