Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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