bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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