...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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