I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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