I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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