You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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