You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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