Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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