We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
how do flat chested girls get laid?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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