Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
