I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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