She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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