Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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