This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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