you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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