need another drink. this is the easiest way
Kiss
Puke
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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