dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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