Fuck appropriateness.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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