Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.