grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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