Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So much puke
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear