it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.