He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money