Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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