I saw his package. It spoke to me.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize