Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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