I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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