Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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