? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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