he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize