the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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