Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it's great music for shaving your balls
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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