Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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