We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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