Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sorry my hands just texted you
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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