Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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