This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
