so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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