Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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