One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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