Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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