Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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