I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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