sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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