I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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