Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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