Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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