Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Do plants get herpes?
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