No, you can still breathe under the balls.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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