Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
