is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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